GET
ROASTED.
Is your website a masterpiece or a dumpster fire?
Submit your URL for a brutally honest, AI-powered teardown.
Your friends are lying to you to spare your feelings. We won't.
Fast • Free • Painful
Why Ruin Your Day?
Because 'good vibes' don't improve conversion rates.
Design Critique
We analyze your aesthetic choices so you can finally understand why users bounce in 3 seconds. Spoiler: It's the font pairing."
UX Analysis
We highlight exactly where your users get annoyed and leave. Hint: It's probably that 'clever' navigation menu you're so proud of.
Performance Check
Your site loads slower than 1999. We'll identify the code bloat that's killing your SEO and your users' patience.
The Humiliation Process
Three steps to salvation (or destruction).
Submit URL
Paste your link. Prepare your ego.
The AI Roasts
Our model judges you silently, then loudly.
Get Feedback
Receive your report. Try not to cry.
Hall of Flame
"Let's talk about this design, which screams "I discovered default system fonts and decided that was enough personality for one lifetime." You've gone so minimal that your website looks like a GitHub README that accidentally got deployed to production."
The Judge
AI Critic Model v2.0
"Brutal. Absolutely brutal. It told me my hero section was 'the digital equivalent of a limp handshake.' Handled the feedback, fixed the copy, and actually got more leads."
Sarah Thompson
Founder, TechStart